The End of Masturbaking?

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Another victim of the economy bites the dust: the New York Press' blog reported that the East Village Cajun eatery Old Devil Moon has closed its doors. This is bad news not just for fans of their Cajun-style food, but for fans of cupcakes shaped like boobs, and let's not forget cakes shaped like penises: Masturbakers was headquartered in the ODM premises as well. 

What is to become of the city's best-known purveyor of penis pastries? 

 

The Masturbakers website is down and the New York Press reports they're on hiatus as they look for a new location, but if anyone's having an emergency for which the only solution is a weiner cake*, email masturbakers@hotmail.com. 

* Scanner Colleen is just sayin' that "tit's" her birthday today.  (Tit really 'tis.)

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Posted Jan 19 2009, 12:33 PM
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Comments

Apollo said:

Happy Birthday, Colleen!

January 19, 2009 1:01 PM

alabee said:

why is there green on the junk?

January 19, 2009 2:16 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Happy Birthday... I'd send you a set of these delicious boobs, but that might be inappropriate.

January 19, 2009 2:23 PM

Colleen Kane said:

Thanks! And alabee-- good observation. I don't want to know what the green is supposed to represent.

January 19, 2009 2:35 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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