Previously, we brought you images of news anchors having orgasms mid-broadcast. Thanks to a photo essay from today's Jossip, we're now able to bring you a stunning(ly pointless) sequel: singers reaching the climax of our national anthem, plus the above photo of John Mayer for the hell of it.
These choices are rather disappointing and, considering the national anthem, limiting. Why not expand our search to include the same singers belting out their own songs and giving us their best "O Face..."
Just kidding about that last one-- we hope. Well, these aren't turning out to be the masterpieces of photography we were expecting. We'll have to fall back on an old standby (as they say), with this photo of national anthem butcher Jessica Simpson, which deserves the caption "A Virgin Demonstrates What An Orgasm Must Be Like."
via Jossip
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