Not All Swedes Are Hot

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

You might not want to believe it, but evidence has just emerged indicating that Sweden did have some fuggs in the 1970s. As punishment for their genetic failure, these outcasts were put in dance bands and forced to dress alike in Technicolor Spandex versions of high-school band uniforms. 

Let's take a look at some more! 

These guys are a close-knit group. But there's a reason (moose knuckle) they put old Beardy Svensson in the front there. 

 

This one was started by Kenny Rogers fanatics.

 

 And here we have HiCK, starring: The Hick.

 You know who I'm talking about.

 

 Just note the band name for this next one.

 

 

I also took the liberty of creating a Swedish Dance Band Supergroup. They are called SuperSvenska. Here's the lineup:


 

 Bengt

 

Someone's hippy dad, Far

 

Andreas, the ego of the operation

This guy, who I like to call LOLsson

 

And don't forget The Swedish Hick.

 

See the whole treasure trove at Yemii Pics.

Related:

Today in Sweden: Teen Sex For Booze On The Rise

 

Scanner Highs And Lows: Sweden Or Sexism?

Swedish Boarding School Initiates Sex Games For New Students


Comments

Apollo said:

I'd love to have one of those bitchin' suits.

January 13, 2009 11:26 AM

Brian Fairbanks said:

All FEMALE Swedes are hot, though...

...and I dare you to prove it otherwise, via a post....

January 13, 2009 11:40 AM

Colleen Kane said:

Follow the link, and you'll see a few ladies were vanquished to dance bands. Still, they were not as bad as some of the dudes.

January 13, 2009 11:50 AM

Jules said:

LOL! I love The Hick.

January 13, 2009 11:51 AM

Kevin said:

I just sprayed Swiss Miss all over my monitor.  

January 13, 2009 12:44 PM

Lioux said:

OMG!!! I think I had The Schytts at one time!

And who knew there were THAT many Kenny Rogers fanatics...

January 21, 2009 10:22 AM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

in