Dear Mom and Dad,
Elementary school is rad! Sixth grade is going to be the best year ever! I got some merry wanna from a friend of mine who played with the ding-a-ling of our friendly neighborhood drug dealer! Isn't she cool?!
Sorry, we had to slip into the cocoon of childhood for a minute there to be able to deal with this story: according to an Orlando TV station, two sixth graders have been caught up in an investigation involving sex-for-marijuana.
Police said on Friday that a girl at a Palm Bay elementary school traded sex for drugs.
Palm Bay police said they want to know where the elementary school student got the marijuana she brought to school. Yvonne
Martinez of the Palm Bay Police Department said their investigation is
leading to South Florida and illegal sex with a sixth-grader. [WESH]
A bunch of students, probably jealous of all the laughs the kid was having, apparently narc'd on the 10- or 11-year-old boy, who was busted en route to his home to smoke up. He, in turn, narc'd on a classmate, also ten or eleven-years-old, who apparently had sex with a drug dealer to get the weed. Wait, she's so desperate to get somebody else high that she slept with a grown man?
We're all in favor of smoking marijuana (Disclaimer: Scanner/Nerve is not in favor of smoking marijuana), but this is sick. What happened to getting high on household chemicals before moving up to the illegals?
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