Josh Brolin may have killed Sean Penn on the big screen (spoiler my ass; pick up a history book Wikipedia) but they are totes in love in the real world. [Vulture]
Eight-year-old Emily knew
that Scanner Emily would become a crazy cat lady, but how did
six-year-old Emily know Scanner Emily would take six years to finish
college? [eefers]
Six-year-old
Emily was not aware that Scanner Emily would grow up and develop a
very serious condition called Status Update Disorder. [The Atlantic]
You
must be a real fucking stud to survive testicular cancer, then win the
Tour de France seven times, and after all that cutting and jiggling and
jaggling, knock some chick up. [People]
In
addition to hosting his TV shows, writing cookbooks and tending to his
restaurants, Bobby Flay will have a SIRIUS XM radio show as of
tomorrow. If he'd like a sidekick, we're more than happy to move back
to New York. [Yahoo!]
Brad Pitt totally inhaled funny cigarettes in the 90's, proving to parents everywhere that there is hope in dope. (Repeat it with me, kids: There is hope in dope!) [Radar]
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