We Think Your New Year's Resolution Should Be to Comment More

Posted by Emily Farris

Hey, you. Scanner Emily, here. Now that we've put 2008 behind us, let us all resolve to communicate a little more. It's true that some of you have left such awful comments I've been up all night with anxiety. I think someone even made me cry once, many moons ago. But my skin, and the skin of my fellow bloggers, has thickened, plus I've hopefully sent enough threatening emails to the assholes to weed out the worst.

So, come, share, talk amongst yourselves. And if you see something you think we should be writing about, send us a tip.

Thanks and happy new year.

Related: Commenting Will Get You Laid

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Posted Jan 05 2009, 06:22 PM

Comments

Maxwell Hammer said:

You should have a price. Like a tshirt or a date with Emily, for the most comments.

January 5, 2009 9:24 PM

profrobert said:

Hey, I send stuff to you whenever I see something I think might be of interest. (And I'm happily married, so promises/threats are without effect on me.)

January 6, 2009 2:43 AM

JCF said:

No Comment.

Just kidding!

January 6, 2009 8:45 AM

thinkywritey said:

I'm pretty sure you don't actually want to hear more from me...

Hey, Profrobert, does being happily married make one immune to semi-random blogger violence?

January 6, 2009 9:32 AM

profrobert said:

I was referring to the "Commenting will get you laid" concept.

January 6, 2009 10:12 PM

thinkywritey said:

Hm, and I went straight for the "threats of violence" concept. Well, says everything about the two of us, eh?

January 7, 2009 10:40 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.