As much as we enjoy reading the tawdry British rags (i.e., mostly looking at photos), we suspect The Daily Mail might just be making this one up for ultimate titllation: Lindsay Lohan, and Samantha Ronson, sexy "lady" lesbians, fighting, each other, in an alleyway.
Video after the jump.
The pair rang in the new year by hosting a party at the Miami nighclub Mansion, until the latest fracas began as seen in this video. One viewer interpreted LiLo's rage was over Sam's selection of a Britney Spears song. (So like, is that the kind of stuff she plays as a professional DJ? Hm.)
The duo then took it outside nearby alley.
"When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!"' a "source" claims Lindsay screeched at Sam.
The beatdown continued later in their hotel room, which they reportedly trashed.
Here's the best part, though, as quoted from a source in The New York Post via The Daily Mail: "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum [tramp] eating a sandwich watching the whole thing."
Lesson for the New Year: bum = tramp in England.
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Image: WENN/Daily Mail