Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse vs. Norway

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

All right, let's wrap up the new year with a deluge of crazy celebrity, sex, and celebrity sex news around:

Charles Barkley, rumored to be gearing up to run for Governor of 'Bama, was arrested for DUI in Arizona.

The list of the 19 worst Americans of 2008 is hard to argue with.

Wayne Bent, the leader of religious sect, was sentenced to ten years in prison for laying on a bed (and nothing more, supposedly) with two naked teenage girls

Video games, even shooting games, cause people to have poor body image. 

Congratulations to Sam Adams, the new Mayor of Portland, apparently the first openly gay man to ascend to that office in the country.

We all know these pervert teachers send text messages to underage students. What we never know is what they actually wrote.

Amy Winehouse faces drug charges in Norway on January 12th. They actually think she's going to show?!

And will 2009 be the year Flight of the Conchords becomes a cultural phenomenon? Let's make it our collective New Year's resolution, people.

 

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Amy Winehouse Gets Naked. For a Good Cause. For Real.

 

Famous People We're Afraid Will Die in 2009

 

Wino Goes Topless and We Say No No No


Comments

carapatricia said:

HOLY HELL THAT IS AN AMAZING PICTURE

Happy New Year to You Too

December 31, 2008 4:11 PM

happyslappy said:

That photo is definitely helping.

January 1, 2009 12:01 AM

balok said:

I wonder what the jury that convicted and the judge who sentenced the leader of that religious sect would have thought of the Mahatma Gandhi's habit late in his life of getting in bed with 16-year-old girls in order to prove that he could do so without having sex with them. . .

January 2, 2009 2:56 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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