This Porno Parsnip Has a Wee Peen

Posted by Emily Farris

It may be small, but aren't you just the slightest bit impressed that it even has a peen? You know you want to see it...

Unfortunately for that parsnip, he has nothing on this carrot.

[Gothamist: NSFW: Porno Parsnip!]

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Posted Dec 30 2008, 04:33 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.