Sloppy Seconds: Pete Wentz Weighs in on the Taste of Breast Milk

Posted by Emily Farris

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Pete Wentz (and his penis!) continue to keep it classy. He recently tried wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk and found it to taste "weird" and "sour." [Strollerderby]

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Posted Dec 29 2008, 06:51 PM

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Comments

profrobert said:

I can't imagine why Ashlee's breast milk tasted sour unless a) Wentz slurped the dregs of a bottle that had been sitting around for a couple of days, or b) Ashlee must be eating something truly foul (e.g., Wentz). Breast milk is super sweet -- imagine taking a glass of cow milk and dumping a dozen Nutrasweets in there.

December 29, 2008 7:16 PM

vivazoya said:

Uh, yeah, breast milk is like super sweet, sugar water really.

December 30, 2008 11:10 PM

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