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The Gamer Next Door Models Your Last-Minute Gifts

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The best part about buying lingerie for yourself and/or your loved one is that it's a gift that gives and receives. Oh, and it's considerably more thoughtful than other clothing purchases.

Playboy's Gamer Next Door shows you what you need to know...

Poorly edited, written (or "ad libbed"), shot, and... good Lord... did she just say "innerestin'"? Indeed.

Also, she doesn't feel "very green" by donating books to the Salvation Army? My dear, that's known as "recycling." Other than that, we, um, enjoyed the costuming in this film production and the realization that Rayman's Raving Rabbits is the first game we can play with our asses.

Via YouTube.

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

    Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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