
Pope Benedict, not to be confused with The Evil Emperor from Star Wars, has come up with a rather strange metaphor. We'll set it up for you like that discontinued analogy section of the SATs:
(Remember, the symbol ":" translates to "is to" and the symbol "::" translates to "as".)
Preserving bigoted religious behavior : saving the whales :: "saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behavior" :
a.) "understanding the unspoken don't ask don't tell rule for priests"
b.) "wearing funny hats not only on your head"
c.) "saving the rainforest from destruction"
d.) "pretending you turned wine into blood then drinking it"
The answer is c.
Okay, our analogy doesn't completely make logical sense, but you get the point.
Reuters reports:
Pope Benedict said on Monday that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behavior was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.
"(The Church) should also protect man from the destruction of himself. A sort of ecology of man is needed," the pontiff said in a holiday address to the Curia, the Vatican's central administration.
"The tropical forests do deserve our protection. But man, as a creature, does not deserve any less."
The Catholic Church teaches that while homosexuality is not sinful, homosexual acts are.
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