Ukraine's Hot Goth Prime Minister and Other Breaking Goth News

Posted by Colleen Kane

In Ukraine, they have gothic prime minister. What a country!

Stateside, a Pennsylvania woman was selling what she called "gothic kittens" on eBay until the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals stepped in earlier this week.

What made the poor kittahys so "goth," and video after the jump.

The three kittens seized by the SPCA were pierced in their ears and on their backs.

We think the descriptor "emo" might have gotten the seller more hits on eBay, but we're glad the jig is now up for that sicko.

In other goth news, did you know that God Hates Goths?

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Posted Dec 19 2008, 11:09 AM

Filed under: goth, Pennsylvania, prime minister, kittens, ukraine, emo, cruelty, SPCA, sickos, yulia tymoshenko

Comments

m0006m said:

What I find infinitely more horrifying than the anti-Goth sentiments on that website are the way they talk about the mentally disabled:

GOD ALSO DETESTS RETARDS. DOWN SYNDROME, CEREBAL PALSY, THALIDOMIDES, DWARFISM, SPINA BIFIDA, AND OTHER CREATURES SPASTIC RETARDATIONS ARE REPULSIVE TO GOD. THE BIBLE STATES QUITE CLEARLY THAT THESE TWISTED LIMBLESS MONSTERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR A CHURCH, AS THEY ARE UNCLEAN AND REPULSIVE TO GOD. THEY ARE AN ABOMINATION. THEY HAVE MINDS OF SUCH A REPROBATE NATURE THAT THEY ARE GIVEN TO SEXUALLY GRATIFYING THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC, AND ARE NOTHING MORE THAN SLOBBERING STAMMERING ANIMALS. WHY SHOULD THEY GET THE BEST CARE? GET GRANTS TO BUILD RAMPS FOR THEM? WHEELCHAIRS? PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT? IF GOD DID NOT INTEND THEM TO WALK, LET THEM CRAWL LIKE THE SNAKES THEY ARE.

That is...so offensive I can't even think of what to say.

December 19, 2008 12:41 PM

Apollo said:

Rather than address the Goth-hating God, I will instead give a resounding "Hubba hubba a-ooga" to the Ukranian prime minister. She's like a dominatrix except her submissive is the Eastern bloc.

December 19, 2008 1:50 PM

Stuckina Parkbench said:

Hmmm.. issuing in an era of intelligent, detailed and erudite world leaders are we? Things are looking up.

December 19, 2008 2:32 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.