The stuffed-up Scarlett Johansson, who claims she has Samuel L. Jackson's germs, thinks her liquid mucus is liquid cash. What a jerk.
Both Leno and Johansson were so amused with themselves on the Tonight Show last night, it was more sickening than actually watching Johansson blow her nose and look at it before she packages it up for an Ebay auction, which can be found here.
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