We love cute animals, we do. In fact, these days, if we're having a bad day, we're much more likely to go to icanhazcheeseburger than the bar down the street. It's free and full of warm, fuzzy, hangover-free cuteness, plus who needs a real world, anyway? But sometimes we need to remind ourselves and everyone else that we're not so soft. We're edgy and vulgar and if you cross us, we will cut you, bitch. Okay, not really, but sometimes we just want to tell cute animals what the fuck is up (and then go home and tell our cat she's the bestest kitty cat ever). 

Fuck You, Penguin does just that. 

While it hasn't mastered the art of the caption, the headlines are just fine. 

Lions even bore themselves.

Someone get this fat fuck a carrot.

What is this otter trying to prove?

More heartwarming greetings at Fuck You, Penguin. 

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