Gay Penguins Stealing Eggs From Straights

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

So, a pair of homos in the penguin community just wanna be parents, is that so wrong? We liberal media types at Scanner say no. What is wrong is their methods of obtaining the eggs...

Basically the 'mos go up to to a straight penguin, then gank some eggs while leaving stones in their place. We assume they are also whistling casually all the while. 

What would Bob Saget say!? Stay tuned for Farce of the Penguins 2. 

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Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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