Here's a new one: a guy caught jerking off near a couple of teenage girls says he was only giving himself "a groin massage." Bonus quote: "I haven't had an erection in the last ten years."
Here's another excuse for you: "Honey, I have to leave the toilet seat up, lest it fall on our young son's penis."
The Arcade Fire may be preparing to release a DVD.
Sherman Alexie's book "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian," a well-deserved National Book Award Winner, has been banned in an Oregon school after one parent complained. Their issue with the book?
[Hank] Moss, reached today by The Oregonian, said the book includes "a
reference about masturbation, and that it's ok and no big deal." He
added that he felt it was "inappropriate."
Hey, Hank! Find us any book taught at a high school in the United States and we'll find something in it that you'd find "inappropriate." Let me guess, you think the Bible is an "appropriate" book for children?
We hope she rots in the hell her victims believe in: a woman used her four-year-old daughter as bait to rip off generous churches.
Scores may blame the failing New York economy on its recent decision to shut down, but it also have avoided letting prostitutes do business inside its walls.
Jeremy Piven lost Barack Obama's phone number. How come, in an age where cell phones snyc to computers and all computers have address books, people still lose phone numbers?
And the original Luke Skywalker light saber went for $240,000.
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