Britney Wants a Breast Reduction

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Britney's having trouble keeping the girls in check and fitting into old costumes, like her red PVC number from the "Oops, I Did it Again" video. Here's what she has to say about her love-hate relationship with her hallowed hooters.

"At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller...I'm tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way."

We can expect a tsunami-level uproar in the media immediately. 

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Via News.com.au

Image: DailyMail.co.uk


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Posted Dec 09 2008, 01:15 PM
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Comments

Juan Carlos said:

not a girl, yet not yet a woman

December 9, 2008 2:27 PM

Diego Montego said:

So has Scanner officially become a PopSugar alternative now?

December 10, 2008 9:59 AM

Plastic Surgery Fort Worth said:

I think her books are just fine.  If she shed some more pounds, the boob will follow.

January 8, 2009 3:31 AM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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