This is a video of Lindsay Lohan pouring Red Bull into her vodka. Or vodka into her Red Bull. Or vodka and Red Bull from her mouth into Samantha Ronson's mouth. Or just mainlining it straight into her veins, the footage is grainy and we can't really hear what Deborah Norville is saying.
If you ask us, the real news item here is that anyone believed all this Lindsay goes to rehab, sobers up crap in the first place. We have nothing bad to say about genuine treatment for addiction. But for the dirty, lowdown on celebrity rehab center Wonderland, we direct you to Amanda Fortini's profile of the facility in this week's New Yorker. In the first paragraph we learn that Howard Samuels, executive director of the Wonderland center has a publicist. Not surprising, except his publicist is Cathy Griffin, a woman who "spent thirty years covering celebrities as a journalist for, among
other outlets, “Hard Copy” and “A Current Affair.”" She also happens to be "Liz Smith’s
“West Coast legwoman.”"
Now, why would a celebrity like Lindsay Lohan go to a rehab facility where the operators feed information directly to gossip mills?
Hmmm.
It's too bad sobriety and heterosexuality are just not interesting to US Weekly readers. Or us, for that matter. But in the interest of supporting healthy lifestyles and good decision-making send us a clip of Lindsay playing with abandoned puppies or walking old ladies across busy intersections. We will totally eat up those publicity stunts, too.
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