Not To Be Outdone, Sunday School Teacher Gets In On The Jailbait Action

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Sunday School: who knew it was so full of intrigue, sexual innuendo, and topless picture messages sent to 14-year-old boys?

It seems that one Somerset, Texas woman thought those Bible lessons and all that God stuff was mindless drivel and decided to spice things up by putting herself in a very tricky situation. Yesterday, Victoria Ann Chacon, who resigned her job as a Somerset Junior High School math teacher shortly after the investigation commenced, was arrested for sending her Sunday School student some pictures of her boobs. As is always the case in these stories, this idiot perv didn't remind her teenage friend to delete the photos, he left her phone lying around and, somehow, another adult figure flipped the sucker open and... oh my God, my eyes!


Actually, not only did they find nude photos, the boy's parents initially discovered written notes, an ancient art form from before the advent of texting:

The arrest affidavit states the mother of the 14-year-old boy told police she found two love letters from Chacon to her son. The affidavit also says that in those letters, "Chacon professes her love for the teen about how passionate he is, and about how she feels when she and the teen kiss each other."

...but it's of no importance. The point is that even Sunday School teachers are getting on the jailbait action. Will President Obama address this growing crises or will he allow these degenerates to continue to corrupt our young minds by teaching them Christianity and math engaging in appropriate love affairs with them?

More here and here.

 

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Comments

fabul1st said:

Not everyday that you get "Texas," "Sunday School," "Bible," and "Topless" in the same story.  This should increase Sunday School attendance significantly.

November 19, 2008 5:05 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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