Hush That Noise! Hugh Jackman is Not the Sexiest Man Alive

Posted by Emily Farris

 

People has named Hugh Jackman the Sexiest Man Alive in 2008. While we cannot deny that Jackman is very sexy and is alive, we absolutely cannot sit idly by while People spews these lies to the public. 

So who do we think is the sexiest man alive? Like there was ever any question (and no, it's not Barack Obama or Robert Downey Jr, though they, too are sexy and alive).

Oh, god. Make it stop! Make it stop! 

Does anyone disagree with us? If so, we challenge you to a brawl!  

 

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Posted Nov 19 2008, 12:02 PM
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Comments

Cannonball Run DMC said:

Not too shabby for a gay guy.

November 19, 2008 1:00 PM

thinkywritey said:

Sorry, Emily. Ryan Gosling looks like there's a little something... wrong with him. In the head. Meanwhile, Hugh Jackman has a smile that could jumpstart a Mack truck. (And admitted to wearing his Wolverine costume in the bedroom... at his wife's request.)

November 19, 2008 1:29 PM

deva14 said:

Hmm. I dunno - I'm more upset about Zac Efron apparently being a runner-up on the cover than I am about Jackman taking the prize.

That being said, I only really find Hugh Jackman unspeakably sexy when he's got metal claws - thinkywritey, if that's true, that's so hot!

November 19, 2008 3:58 PM

borstalboy said:

Ryan Gosling looks like he'd roll over and leave you orgasm-less in bed.

November 19, 2008 4:00 PM

missdoc said:

Jon Hamm!!!!!

November 19, 2008 10:30 PM

vivalalonglegs said:

Hugh Jackman's body type is like my boyfriend's. Makes me wanna cream! Ryan Gosling looks like a little prepubescant boy...

November 20, 2008 3:45 AM

mnemosyne74 said:

In my opinion Gosling is the anti-thesis of sexy, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

November 20, 2008 8:59 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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