As much as it pains us to say this, Bond women should probably stick to wetsuits and one-pieces from now on. According to SpoutBlog, Bond women who wear bikinis die at a rate of 45%. That's five out of eleven, for those of you not so good with percentages. We all remember Solange Dimitrios from Casino Royale because that was like yesterday and she was like so so dynamite, but what about the other four?
Spout's got a list of who got offed and how, and we've got our own favorite Bond beachwear moment:
Sure Jill Masterson is totally lovely in Goldfinger and we were so sad to see her skin suffocate after being covered in gold paint, but the real star of this scene is Bond's onesie. Seriously ladies, if you want to stay alive, just pull that little uniform out of the closet and you'll live to die another day...sometime after the movie ends.
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