"Some of y'all want to learn how to date one of those sexy strippers you see on stage. That requires cocaine."
We love hearing from strippers out there, so if you have advice for those of who enjoying hitting the clubs, let us know! We're kidding-- we can't afford to go to strip clubs, even ones with the free admission and $10 Milwaukee's Best...
Nonetheless, check out this great bit of advice from a stripper...
Before I met my ex-husband, and before my first kid was born, I used to
do a bit of stripping at one of Richmond's fine Southside gentlemen's
clubs. So I think I'm more than qualified to teach you no account fools
some of the finer points of properly conducting yourselves in a strip
club environment.
The most important thing is tipping. Just
because you paid a cover charge doesn't mean that you're "covered"! You
guys need to tip each dancer for each dance! That's why they're coming
around to every table after every performance. The standard tip is
$0.50 per dance (a roll of pennies will do). An extra 15% should be
added if the routine included ass clapping.
Ass clapping! That's our phrase of the day, people.
During my very first week on the job I accidentally farted right in a
guy's face during a private dance! I figured it would be okay because I
was wearing a spandex Catwoman suit...
Wait a minute... is she for real?
Yes, strippers are always available for sex in exchange for money!
That's really how they make ends meet! And I can tell you right now
that if you don't get to insert a finger during a private dance, you
got ripped off!
All right, we're pretty sure she's kidding now, but this is entertaining material...
Via Jocelyn's Corner.
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