Ben & Jerry's... Starbucks... or Toys in Babeland?
Which establishment will you hit up first with your "I Voted" sticker on? All three are offering delicious giveaways in honor of tomorrow's Electoral Grudgefest...
According to your favorite islamofascist news network (MSNBC!), Babeland is giving away $15-20 in sex toys, for starters:
Babeland, with stores in New York, Los Angeles
and Seattle, is offering a pair of self-gratifying incentives for
voters who present their registration cards, ballot stubs or “word of
honor” that they voted next Tuesday.
The
rewards are no-so-subtle reminders of this year’s campaign rhetoric.
For men, it’s the “Maverick,” a "sleeve" for self-pleasuring. According
to a press release, “He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for
every man, and he bucks the status quo.” Women can choose the “Silver
Bullet” mini-vibrator, which is “a magical solution to difficult
problems” and “a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic
times!” The promotion lasts through Nov. 11.
Meanwhile, Starbucks is giving away "a free brew" (you only need to enter into the honor system for that) and Ben & Jerry's is giving out free scoops from 5-8pm, with no indication of voting requirement.
So, vote in the morning, get a free coffee, work (or, better yet, GOTV), then hit up Ben & Jerry's at 5, swing by Babeland for the Silver Bullet (kind of a creepy name for a Presidential election, but whatever), and have a fun evening no matter who wins.
Via MSNBC.
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