Playboy's Presidential Sex Quiz A Welcome Distraction From Boring Obama Stories

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The first U.S. president known to have been caught cheating on his wife was James Garfield. After finding out about the smutty letters he had written to an 18 year-old New York woman named Calhoun, his wife accused him of:

  • A. “abusing the executive privilege”
  • B. “sloppy penmanship, atrocious grammar and poor syntax”
  • C. “lawless passion”
  • D. “getting jiggy with that tenement trash”

And so it begins, Playboy's excellent time-waster on sex and the Presidents of the United States... find out the answer to this and several other quiz questions, after the jump... 

TMI, Gennifer, TMI! Oh wait, this is William J. Clinton we're talking about here... do continue...

 

Other questions include:

“I’ve had more women by accident than he’s had on purpose.”

“Are you prepared for the storm of lovemaking with which you will be assailed?”

 

Check out the rest here... and let us know how you did... and by the way, if you didn't know the identity of the President rumored to have a four-year gay relationship (Abraham Lincoln), we don't even know what to say...

 

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Comments

klyde said:

10 of 12

October 28, 2008 2:31 PM

Racer X said:

10 of 12 as well.

October 29, 2008 12:37 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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