Would you like to watch Britney Spears work out? Here you go. [Faded Youth]
We went from being not so into Matt Damon to wishing we were fucking Matt Damon. He's doing GOTV in Florida this week! [People]
More sad news for Jennifer Hudson and her family. [CNN]
Considering we've never seen him live, we should probably see Michael Jackson in concert before his face implodes. [FameCrawler]
Speaking of Mr. Jackson, 3,960 people dressed as zombies got together to do the "Thriller" dance in Austin. [Thrill the World Austin]
Prepare for cute overload: a dog risked his life to guard a box of kittens in a burning home. [Neatorama]
82-year-old Jerry Lewis continued to hate on the gays, calling cricket "a fucking fag game" on Australian TV. [Radar]
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