Pamela
Anderson gave Hugh Hefner a creepy strip tease for his 82nd birthday
party. From the photo below it looked like a happy, if somewhat
nippleless affair, but really we cannot believe Hugh Hefner is still
alive.
He looks and walks like a very decrepit
goat; however, we need to give it up for the Hef. Not only still alive,
he's still alive and still a creepy leach--we didn't think there was
enough Viagra in the world.
Don't believe us, check out the description and photo of the event in The Sun:
Staring at Pam's boobs, Hef chuckled: "You’re looking good."
Hugh's girlfriends tried - and failed - to top Pamela's rude and nude pressie.
Kendra said: "We gave him chocolate body parts.
"We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.
"I molded my a**, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish'.
"It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in
the middle. You'll see it on the show coming up."
Oh Kendra, you are so loveably disgusting. Do your poop obsessions make it easier to change Hef's Depends.
