We're not saying he self-hates now. But, according to Now, Robert Downey Jr. used to know how to show himself a good time.

‘I was a compulsive, serial masturbator,’ he says. ‘But it was the best thing I could have been.‘I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.’

So why didn't Iron Man keep it up? These days, Robert Downey Jr. is married and has not "utilised that organ" much lately because the union with his wife "is sacred." Aw.