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Hot or Not: The Lily Cole Playboy Cover?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Jude Law's nymph-y girlfriend Lily Cole is starring in this month's French Playboy with a 15-page spread. Although the photos have yet to hit the internet, the cover is here...

Normally, photos of cute European models without their clothes on are welcome on these pages, but we have to wonder if we want to see a girl who looks like she's 12 (even if she's really a legal 20) prancing about in the nude for our titilation...

...especially with a child's pink teddy bear to cover her naughty bits on the magazine's cover.

 What do you think? Would you be interested in Jude's girl's gams (and so forth) when the snaps hit the web? Or is she too jailbait for ya?

 Above photo via the Daily Mail.

 

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wundersmack said:

Meh.  It's been done, and it wasn't hot then, either.

October 3, 2008 1:22 PM

solstice2005 said:

lymph-y or nymph-y?

October 3, 2008 1:59 PM

Fred Jarvis said:

I would not just hit that, I would wreck it.

October 3, 2008 2:08 PM

humberthumbert said:

If you think she looks like she is 12 years old, then you don't know any real 12 year olds.

Or you need some new glasses.

October 3, 2008 2:38 PM

foo said:

"Like the first of an angry god"

October 3, 2008 2:39 PM

i love benches said:

Does the jailbait / virgin card have any interest at all?  Limp. Tired.

Dear Disney Marketing Machine -

It'd be nice to represent an actual woman on occasion.

Love -  Nerve

October 3, 2008 2:47 PM

Neanderstaal said:

I would lick her brown hole pink.

October 3, 2008 3:02 PM

hank said:

I would hit every single love nerve in her until she screamed in delirious orgasmic delight for 8 hours straight.

She would howl in passion so loudly that afterwards everybody who heard her had hearing damage.

She would shiver in fear at having to go through that many fantasmagorical orgasms in her life again.

-THAT'S- what I'd be doing to her!

October 3, 2008 3:11 PM

Twolane said:

A meal or two wouldn't exactly hurt, would it?

October 3, 2008 3:33 PM

blackavar said:

jesus I love the french so very, very much

October 3, 2008 3:51 PM

chester said:

Hey, If theres hair, I'm there.

October 3, 2008 3:52 PM

PENIX said:

Of course it's fucking hot. Wtf is wrong with you people?

October 3, 2008 5:49 PM

Doc said:

I'm sorry but she's sexy as hell!

She looks 12 to you idiots?

Are you blind?

October 4, 2008 1:25 AM

Timbo said:

Is it just me or does she look like an alien? (Skull structure)

October 4, 2008 2:09 AM

Hai2u said:

Hot. Definitely.

October 4, 2008 9:41 AM

nilly said:

For christ sake, she doesn't look 12; she reminds you of a 12 year old. Big difference.

October 4, 2008 3:23 PM

jenny said:

Brian I totally agree.  They have this weird thing over here in Britain and models actually become real stars.  This girl is famous - I would say she's a household name.  Unlike everyone else, I do think she looks like a kiddie!!   Very creepy.  Interesting looking girl (and actually seems like a genuinely nice person) but still freaky.

October 5, 2008 3:33 AM

Skimpy McFoozle said:

I would like to destroy her vagina.

October 5, 2008 10:37 PM

Johnr said:

Absolutly gorgeous.. in my opinion very erotic art..

October 6, 2008 2:36 PM

nickp276 said:

Hell Mutha Fuckin Yeah I would! U would have 2 b retarded not to! And if she does look under age, to some of you she does, then I'm going to jail! EXTREMELY HAPPY! In the words of Austin Powers: "And I'm spent!"

October 8, 2008 7:27 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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