Scanner Highs and Lows: This Week Was So Gay

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Highs:

Clay AIken finally came out. And now he's so much cooler.

We think Lindsay Lohan finally came out, too. Even if it was accidental.

We saw the funniest video we've seen in a long, hard time.

McCain fucked up.

Our favorite band is our favoriter band. Huh?

Chocolate chip cookie dough covered cupcakes.

We learned what a woman is really supposed to look like. We think. Maybe.

We talked about some things that needed to be discussed, even if it pissed a few people off.

Lows:

John McCain made us feel a little better about our spending habit.

We drank too much.

We crushed on someone far too young for us.

We got way too excited about our period.

We found a "sex blogger" who's less sexy than we are.

We haven't been asked out on a date in ten months, so we're considering this guy.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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