Hey, just because R. Kelly was acquitted doesn't mean we should all run out and find jailbait to have sex with. More importantly, if we're dumb enough to do all that, we should probably not film the sex with our cellphone cameras.
Well, that's just what one 31-year-old Florida woman did... and was caught because she all but asked to be...
The Orlando Sun Sentinel, which is always fun of delicious insanity (that's probably where we got the story about the guy who robbed his next door neighbor's house and then decided to have a yard sale with all the stolen goods), reports on this dimwit:
Stacey Sheldon of Apopka was arrested Tuesday on charges of sexual
activity and use of a child in a sexual performance. She told
investigators that it was her idea to video tape their encounter with
her phone, according to the arrest report.
Authorities were alerted after Sheldon had accidentally left her cell
phone at another teenager's house.
The 16-year-old victim told detectives that he met Sheldon in July.
They had sex four or five times in various places, including his house
and her home.
Let's just go over that again, shall we: you had sex with a 16-year-old boy. You decide, this would be something to videotape, let's film this sumbitchin' good time. Then, somewhere along the line, you decide it's not a big deal to just leave the evidence around for anyone to find.
Bye bye, Sheldon... see you in 40 years...
Via the Orlando Sun Sentinel.
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