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Jessica Simpson's... Ass Slip?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Now both Simpson superstar sisters have had live TV flubs...

Jessica's is both far worse and far less embarrassing. Less embarrassing because it wasn't her fault-- as Scanner Emily told you the other day, Jessica started a song during a live GMA, but couldn't hear anything in her monitor and started over again almost without missing a beat. She's a very self-assured live performer in general, so no surprise on that end.

But speaking of ends... it was something else that caught our attention that may be the most ridiculous thing a Simpson sister has done on TV...

...wearing a skirt and no panties on live television. (For the record, there's nothing wrong with going commando. But for a live TV taping? Outdoors?! On a windy New York morning?!)

You can't really see it in the live broadcast, but check out this picture from the show:

We're not really going to comment on the above photo. We'll let the photo of Simpson realizing what's just happened do the talking:

Via Ninja Dude.

 

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Posted Sep 11 2008, 01:42 PM
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fitandfun71 said:

The only mistake Jessica made was showing the beginnings of cellulite deposits on the back of her thighs.

September 11, 2008 2:27 PM

borstalboy said:

Well honey, she had to do something to get people interested in her lame-ass career.

September 11, 2008 3:03 PM

Tim said:

Clearly just a photo of my dad's ass photoshopped in.

September 11, 2008 6:20 PM

BEn G said:

She looks like Ashton Kutcher

September 11, 2008 6:35 PM

smitty said:

unfortunately, every woman has cellulite.

September 11, 2008 8:21 PM

ulltravylette said:

Thanks smitty.

September 12, 2008 6:34 PM

AC said:

EVERY woman has cellulite.  She doesn't have very much - she should be thankful.

September 13, 2008 2:08 PM

Morgan said:

Whoa that is an ugly ass butt there!!! Next she will be endorsing cellulite ass cream and lipo!

September 13, 2008 9:47 PM

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