Get your pocketbooks out. According to the New York Post, someone is throwing a very exclusive party for Michael Jackson's panties.

A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop.

Wasn't this evidence? Can you just sell evidence in a court case? Who in the world would bid on this?

We can't imagine being in the same room as the underwear, and yet we're sure some weirdo will buy them. The only thing stranger than being Michael Jackson is wanting to own his gitch. Yeeeeah, we're saving our pennies for Bubbles. Our dog could use a new friend.