The government took over Freddie Mac and Sallie Mae, once again proving that if you bring in enough money, it doesn't matter who you fuck over, there will always be someone willing to bail you out.
That Asian junkie you've been reading about has thankfully kicked his addiction. You remember the story: he's an elephant.
Gisele Bundchen clears up those rumors about her "impending" marriage to Tom Brady:
Don’t place any bets on when Gisele Bündchen might marry boyfriend Tom
Brady, says the supermodel.
“I’m happy as I am,” she tells the Spanish edition of Vogue in its
September issue. “Why is the whole world worked up about my getting
married? I’m having a great time and I want to enjoy it.”
The Jerry Seinfeld commercial for Microsoft appears to have stumped everyone. Everyone.
Could the Top Chef: Ultimate Fighting Championship spinoff be far away in the future?
Obama and McCain will honor the victims of 9/11 and speak at Columbia University on the anniversary of the attacks. And yes, they were attacks, not bombings.
Meanwhile, the conservatives in Canada are learning how employ nasty Rovian tactics at home: the Prime Minister dissolved parliament in hopes the third election in just a few months will increase the conservative grip on government.
Between My Sheets polled the Top 100 sex bloggers of 2008. Obviously, we didn't make it because Between My Sheets isn't hip enough, damn it!
And Teri Hatcher has figured out the secret to life. Luckily for guys everywhere, it involves having sex with her:
[She] has motherly advice for her daughter – and the Desperate
Housewives star is only too eager to share it.
“Have great sex [and] eat the chocolate,” the single mom advises
10-year-old Emerson – and the general reading public – in Hatcher’s
October column for Britain’s Glamour magazine.
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