It seems that the unfortunately named Kay McConaughey can totally screw the life out of somebody.
According to reports of her new book I Amaze Myself! Matt's dad died a warrior's death--inside her vagina.
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.
"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything
from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”
And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.
All of the sudden Matthew McConaughey seems exceptionally functional, and not we can actually excuse all of the beach-combing, scraggly-haired oddness. Seriously. Look where he came from, this man is a prime example of human resilience and strength.
[via Best Week Ever]
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