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Top 5 Sex Scenes Involving Food

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

We're too busy fantasizing about sex with food to pull ourselves away from these five hot sex scenes in order to have lunch...

5. Tom Jones - a scene that actually makes gluttony hot

4. Last Tango in Paris - butta, baby, you're butta... barely not a rape scene, but no list about sex and food, especially if it involves the movies, is complete without this, one of the most notorious moments in film.


Backdoor Behavior With Butter!

3. Hot Shots! - in some ways, this is superior to our #1 choice, which is parodied here

2. Flashdance - hot: Jennifer Beals sitting absolutely still and doing absolutely nothing; mind-blowingly hot: Jennifer Beals sucking on a lobster tail while playing footsie with her date

1. 9 1/2 Weeks

See you next week for another Top 5... suggestions are always welcome...


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Comments

drkate08 said:

Seriously, you guys? No Tampopo? That shit was burned in my brain (not completely in a good way) for all of eternity after watching it in college- the scene in the hotel room with the gangster or whatever, the crawdads and the egg yolks..

August 26, 2008 1:27 PM

Renee said:

This is my kind of article... sex and food, the best of both worlds!

August 26, 2008 1:58 PM

1<3custard said:

The custard scene in Young Adam.

August 26, 2008 4:23 PM

Teen Webcam said:

'Jennifer Beals sucking on a lobster tail....' my vote.

August 29, 2008 1:56 AM

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