Scanner Controversy: We Asked For It This Time...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

It's been two weeks since we last revisited our most cringe-worthy posts and made our peace... 

Perez Hilton the Richest Chubby Recluse in Hollywood

Readers hated (and loved) on Perez and his love handles. Either way, we're clearly jealous.

Maxi Mounds And Her Boobs Break Guiness Record 

No question, gargantuan fake boobs are nothing to give awards for.

Does Michael Phelps' New Girlfriend Wear Fins or Stilettos?

We gotta admit, Amanda Beard grows on us day by day... as does-- of course-- Michael Phelps.

If The Election Were Today... Round Two

This will always be controversial: asking people to look at a bunch of silly polls and make a guess who's going to win a Presidential election in three months. 

Engagement Party Ends In Cheating, Beating, Arrest, No Makeup Sex

Just because he deserved a few smacks to the head doesn't mean we think she should be above the law for adminstering them.

 

What's It Like Being The Husband Of A Porn Star?

Surprisingly, few objected to living this guy's life... 

Cosmo and AskMen in Steel Cage Match Battle of the Sexes

Equally surprising were the number of people who enjoyed these lists. Although, in retrospect, we did find them amusing.

Elizabeth Edwards: "I Stayed For The Kids"

Hey, we know everyone's innocent until proven guilty. Except when they secretly visit the hotel room of a mistress they probably haven't been seeing for a long time and are admittedly not sleeping with and claim that "some other cheating husband" made that baby that she brought with her to take pictures of you playing with. Yeah, okay, we'll be objective. (In the interest of full confession: I, Scanner Brian was an Edwards supporter from Dean's scream in 2004 until last week.)


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About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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