Our substitute blogger, Byron Dafoe, writes in: "Scanner Brian's tongue-in-cheek post about 'fearing' a partner-eliminating vibrator may have given the mistaken impression that we are anti-vibrator. Quite the contrary. In order to celebrate Babeland's new ROBORUB 3000
(or whatever it is) we present our top 10 reasons why we love the vibrator."
10. You can lean back and enjoy the
beauty of a woman’s orgasm with the same studied intensity you bring
to your crazy friend's gallery opening.
9. Norwegian Dildo Parties?
8. Tag ‘em in and take a break: it’s sandwich time!
7. An ample substitute for bachelor
parties too poor to hire a stripper (?!)
6. Remote Control Torture Fun
5. Enjoy double-penetration without
the awkward run-ins at the next party.
4. Eggs. Need we say more?
3. As much as you may not want to admit
it, everyone’s ass is just loaded with nerve endings. Male or female, you too can enjoy every single one of them.
2. Orgasm. Times 10.
1. See #2 again, and again, and again.
-by Byron Dafoe, whose work has appeared in Playboy and many other publications and is filling in for Verena this week
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