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10 Things That Make Men Cry

Posted by Verena von Pfetten

 

Did you know that there are ten whole things that will make a man cry? 

Did you also know that we are somehow still in an age wherein the BBC (!) would consider ten whole things that make men, nay - "blokes" cry news? No? Well, pull up a chair and sit down because do we have news for you: Men cry! Particulary during emotional and/or life-altering events like, oh, say, the birth of their first child! Or being dumped! Or watching someone you love be treated like shit!  Also cry-worthy: failure (in the eyes of a loved one), success (in the eyes of a parent), and having to apologize. Losing, and winning both place on the list, as does low self-esteem.

What a quirky and original list! What instant Digg material! What say we put it under "Offbeat"?

Ugh.

Does anyone else agree that this sort of pseudo-sexist crap is embarrassing, particularly in this day and age? Of course men cry. And while it may not be a stereotypically common occurrence, it is not news. And -- at the very least -- if you're going to insist on running it, please make it funny. We don't think we ask for much.

 We're sure there's a good Rudy joke in there somewhere.

 [via BBC]


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danrimage said:

Fuck all this 'Guys are like THIS, and women are like THIS! Am I right, folks?'bulllshit.This entire piece was prompted by the England cricket captain breaking down at the press confeence where he was announcing his retirement: an unforgivable faux pas apparently, expressing emotion during one of the most decisive moments of your fucking life..

I am a bloke, and apparently quite an untypical one, since I've never watched and consequently know nothing about sport, hang around with women wherever possible (because I find them more interesting company than most men I know) and drink far less than my girlfriend.I am happy, fulfilled and a productive member of society. In what fucking way do these idiotic lists have anything to do with my life?

I'm surprised Morgan Freeman's car wreck didn't prompt a '10 ways black dudes do things so much cooler than white dudes' list.

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