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16 Manic Pixie Dream Girls and One Truly Terrifying Elisha Cuthbert

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

 

The Onion has an excellent list of 16 Manic Pixie Dream Girls in film. What is the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, you ask? According to the AV Club:

Nathan Rabin coined the phrase "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" to describe that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that "exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures."

Yes. We are familiar with this Manic Pixie Dream Girl. She looks like Peter Pan and acts like your 7-year-old cousin if your 7-year-old cousin drank, wore perfume and listened to The Shins on her iPod. (I mean, we assume that she does not do these things.)

So, this is a ubiquitous and annoying character-type. One that, according to the list, is ruthlessly exploited in the upcoming Elisha Cuthbert film My Sassy Girl. We had not heard about the American remake of Korean rom-com My Sassy Girl, but after watching the preview we have officially given up on life. From what we can tell, Cuthbert's character may be a sloppy, drunken sadist, but since she's blonde and wears unusual sweaters she deserves love rather than a restraining order. Watch the preview and just try not to throw your computer down a well.

 

 

 

For the thousandth and final time, hitting, kicking, pinching and slapping are not appropriate ways to show affection once you've graduated from kindergarten. 


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afellowgirl said:

This reminded me of that fake trailer where they made American Psycho look like a romantic comedy.  There was something disturbing underlying this, in addition to the obvious.  Also, getting slapped in the face is the most infuriating thing ever, not the cutest thing ever.  The last person to slap me in the face was my sister when I was 12, and she got a metal hair pick hurled at the middle of her forehead in return (it was the early 90s, she had big hair).

August 6, 2008 3:30 PM

faery866 said:

I suspect she may die at the end.  It seems like one of those movies where she's all 'Let's embrace life...by the way I have cancer.'  Like, what was it?  Sweet November?  Ah the wiley ways of eccentric, pixie woman..they'll ruin a man's life everytime.  Or so I hear, I'm a chick and neither wiley nor pixie haired, so I really don't know.

August 6, 2008 4:06 PM

Jessica said:

Manic Pixie Dream Girls are fucking annoying.

August 7, 2008 5:34 AM

margravine said:

Oh  God, she's abusing little  Joey from Hackers! That makes it even worse.

August 7, 2008 9:40 AM

thinkywritey said:

Oh good goggie. Hallelujah to all of you who find this irritating. Also this: Oh, the mentally disturbed! They're so cute and adorable! BUT I LOVE HER! Fuck you, Hollywood.

August 7, 2008 11:00 AM

Mandy said:

I don't think Drew Barrymore would have a career if we ousted the pixies from film.

August 7, 2008 1:37 PM

allfathersdotter said:

Fuck you Hollywood indeed.

Has anyone noticed that this is pretty much all we have for leading ladies anymore? Rail thin, manic and pathetic (or emotionless) gals who "deserve love" rather than a jail sentence?  BUT - wait *gasp* they'll teach you how to find true love, or the meaning of life, or the truth in all things, or the truth in yourself.... blah blah blah

I'm so tired of media not representing real females.

August 8, 2008 1:47 AM

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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