Today In Embarrassing Headlines: CNN's "Run, Drink, Vomit"

Posted by Ina Maier

 

Sometimes we click on headlines because they seem interesting, and sometimes we click on headlines because of the sheer incongruity between them and their hosting publication. Welcome to today's most embarassing headline...

CNN, America's "most trusted name in news," has either jumped the shark or nuked the fridge, or just gotten so plum bored with all their "big shot" reporting that they decided that a beer marathon was worthy of their breaking front page news. And it's not just any old piece about a beer marathon, but one headlined "Beer Marathoners Run, Drink, Vomit."

 But, wait! It gets better. After the jump (is it called that outside of blogland?) the headline is changed to "Runners Must Drink Beer." Breaking news, eh, CNN?

As for the story in question - yeah, it's relatively interesting, in that it's about a beer marathon, in that we clicked on it, and in that we managed to watch about two-thirds of the video, which amounts to approximately one entire minute, which means that they held our attention about 59 seconds longer than the NY Times Sunday Styles section did yesterday. 

Oh, and also, the video shows people puking. Way to go, CNN! Keep on, keepin' on!

And while we're at it, feel free to share any ridiculous headlines you find today. We're really bored. 

[via, of course, CNN

[Photo via CyberSalt


Comments

fitandfun71 said:

I miss Scanner Emily and I'm sorry I teased her about her fear of cockroaches.  Her humor was...Scanner unique.  Temp Scanner Verena just has a different view.

July 29, 2008 1:18 AM

Hasher said:

This was a Tucson Hash House Harriers sponsored event, it was a 30 pack beer marathon, a beer every lap (each lap was .9041 mile) 29 times and you start off with a beer... 2 dozen started, mosted did the half marathon only one person finished the whole thing (Bloody Z a hasher from Colorado Springs)...

July 29, 2008 10:09 AM

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