The Morning News has a gallery of pictures and rhymes designed to teach your young ones how to comport themselves on the Internet. With invaluable maxims like:

You heard a brand-new band? What luck!
You’ll be the first to say they suck.

and 

It doesn’t matter what you say,
just publish it twelve times per day. 

We are going to forward this link to all the little ones we know.

Starting with these two stars of the Baby Animal Alphabet. Prepare to die a little from cuteness and the click the read more:

These are baby albino pygmy Marmoset and despite their age and size they are already pretty good at the Internet, having gotten Metafiltered and all.

Okaaaay. Think it's time for us to pack it up and head out to the desert to bury our router and cell phone before becoming a potato farmer and moving into a yurt. Or, just start hanging out with John McCain.