...what would they say? No, not "if you could build a talking science project, what would it tell you?" This is way better...

According to the Photoshopping hordes at Something Awful, the science projects would say what the kids would get away with if they didn't care about getting a "0" on their work. 

We know these are a few months old, but they're goddamned delicious all the same. Lots more, via Something Awful (thanks M.C. for the link.)