Who Would You Rather: Michelle Pfeiffer vs. Julie Newmar

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

The release of the new Batman movie got us thinking about the next one, for which Christian Bale has already expressed interest, and how we feel it needs to include a certain element that's been missing from the first two...

...a really sexy female villain.

Catwoman appeared in Batman Returns in the form of Michelle Pfeiffer, but some people compared her unfavorably to Julie Newmar, who created the role for the TV series. Irregardless of acting talent, which of the two would you rather...?


Comments

D. said:

neither

i'll take Eartha Kitt

July 18, 2008 5:05 PM

fitandfun71 said:

I would let Julie Newmar upon a strap-on and f*** me up the ass.  Finally, a childhood dream fulfilled.

July 18, 2008 5:20 PM

fitandfun71 said:

Oops.  I meant I would let Ms. Newmar PUT ON a strap-on.

July 18, 2008 5:33 PM

blondage said:

I second Eartha Kitt!

July 18, 2008 5:51 PM

profrobert said:

Newmar, no question.

July 18, 2008 6:40 PM

venus_noire said:

I third Eartha Kitt!  

But of these two Newmar.

July 18, 2008 7:52 PM

fitandfun71 said:

The real question is who would win a "catfight" between Michelle Pfeiffer and Julie Newmar?  I say Ms. Newmar gets Michelle to submit (wink, wink) within three minutes.  And then the fun would really begin!

July 18, 2008 7:53 PM

jenny said:

Did you just say irregardless?!  Yikes.

Awesome post.  Great question.  I feel guilty for saying that I adore Michelle Pfeiffer.  I *should* say Julie Newmar to be cool, right?

July 19, 2008 12:37 AM

tdneel said:

Julie Newmar...ummm, 1966 Julie Newmar, that is.

July 19, 2008 6:50 PM

fitandfun71 said:

Yes, 1966 Julie Newmar. All 5'11 of her and those 37 inch breasts!

July 21, 2008 12:07 AM

Mandy said:

I'll go with the unhip Pfeiffer too.

July 21, 2008 10:43 AM

fitandfun71 said:

Julie wins!  Ms. Newmar, you earned this victory.  You are the ULTIMATE Catwoman for many, many fans.  Please take care.

July 29, 2008 3:51 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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