Sloppy Seconds: It's Friday And Salma Hayek Is Single

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A woman paid $1,000 for someone else's baby after having a miscarriage. Painful Excerpt: "...she didn’t want to disappoint her mother." Yikes.

Did you guys and gals attend the mass nude photo shoot today in Ann Arbor, Michigan?

The Best Article Every Day today featured "7 Reasons Why The New iPhone Sucks." 

Lockup your children, drugs, bowler hats, and microphones: Pete Doherty is on the loose.

John McCain actually doesn't hide from gay Republicans. He just conveniently leaves them off his public schedule. 

Today in Weight Gain or Pregnancy? rumors is Uma Thurman

Wonkette reports that our favorite cheating, divorcing family values Republican seriously injured a man at a Congressional baseball game and did nothing while the man bled all over the place. Oh, then he hit a home run and celebrated. Classy.

Another disgusting Obama shirt or just a poor choice of words: "Obama Is My Slave." (we're betting it's the former-- can you picture them making and somehow selling a John McCain version?) 

Salma Hayek is not getting married to some billionaire after all. While the lesbian rumors start up again, we'll make our move... 

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Photo via AskMen. 


Comments

vagabondgrrl said:

This is the correct url for the iphone article.

www.bspcn.com/.../7-reasons-why-the-new-iphone-sucks

July 18, 2008 7:42 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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