This Teenage Girl Must Have Remarkably Cozy Breasts

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

 

This is Abbie Hawkins. She thought her cell phone was vibrating. It was not her cell phone, however. It was something a little more alive.

Yep. The girl had a baby bat asleep inside her bra. HOW THE HELL DOES A BABY BAT GET INTO SOMEONE'S BRA?? 

We would have screamed our tits off.  


Comments

blrg said:

Hey - things happen, especially if you have indoor/outdoor cats, or a house with bats in the attics/under the eaves, and tend to dress without mych light or close attention to the content of your cups.

If she kept her cool and didn't injure the poor little thing, she should get some prizes for being a good person.  Then again, I only date men who go on to marry mail-order brides, so what the hell do I know.

July 8, 2008 1:48 PM

Mandy said:

I like to suckle wildlife too.

July 8, 2008 1:52 PM

eurrapanzy said:

my ex would have destroyed everything in the house if she'd discovered that.  she almost burned my house down once when a bat was hanging outside my front door.

kudos to abbie.

July 8, 2008 6:03 PM

grimnir said:

Are we sure this isn't some secret promo for the Dark Knight?

July 9, 2008 9:59 AM

M2Infinity said:

That's her actual bra?  Daaamn, girl!

July 9, 2008 11:19 AM

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