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The A-Rod, Madonna, Lenny Kravitz Clusterf*ck

Posted by Emily Farris

 

We've been avoiding the news that Madonna's marriage to Guy Ritchie may be falling apart and that she may or may not be turning to Yankee's player Alex Rodriguez for sexual healing because, frankly, we don't care all that much. But then they had to go and bring Lenny Kravitz into the mix. 

Now it seems that A-Rod's wife is dating Lenny Kravitz, who supposedly dated Madonna when he contributed to 1990's "Justify My Love." 

Got it straight?

Okay, to recap (please assume that all of these "facts" have an "apparently" or "supposedly" in front of them):

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are headed towards splitsville.

Madonna has been sneaking around with Alex Rodriguez.

Alex Rodriguez's wife has been spending "cozy time" in Paris with Lenny Kravitz, who used to date Madonna.

Whew.

[Us: Report: Alex Rodriguez's Wife Seeing Lenny Kravitz, Madonna's Ex


Related:

Hot or Not: Madonna's Hard Candy?

Who Would You Rather: Chrissie Hynde vs. Madonna?

Madonna's Sexlife Threatened By Keebler Elves

 

Lenny Kravitz Corroborates Adriana Lima's Claim to Virginity?


Comments

profrobert said:

And Madonna, A-Rod and Kravitz all have the same manager!  His life must be a three-ring circus right now.

July 3, 2008 4:03 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

    Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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