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Emily Farris
Hey, gentlemen. Are you looking to settle down? If so, have we got a deal for you.
This woman is auctioning off her house and herself on craigslist. So you get a house, a wife and a two kids for, like, $500,000. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to us. Oh, and she has humongous breasts. And she's looking for true love.

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About Emily Farris
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.