Let's face it, we all know that unless you're Martha Stewart's niece, your gay best friend will probably have a better wedding cake than you.
This is especially true for us, considering we're not sure if we'll ever get married, but we imagine that if/when we do, we'll probably keep things pretty simple.
But bakers better start to get their shit together — and by "shit" we very lovingly mean same sex couple figurines — lest they want a young opportunist to sweep in and take over the gay wedding cake business, especially in places like California.
Of course, if we were to marry a woman, we'd probably skip the roses and figurines and go for something a little more like this:
But for now, our 12-year-old girl fantasy remains. We'll marry a big, burly man outdoors in a super casual wedding with a super simple, all-white cake or we'll go over the top with an Ace of Cakes style get-up.
Our parents' wedding cake got lost in a snow storm so the first image we have of our parents' life together is our mother violently stabbing her Entenmann's cake. That's about how the rest of it went, so forgive us if we're a little too concerned with cake.
What was your wedding cake like? Or what is your dream cake?
[Via Serious Eats]
[Image via sundogg's flickr, Cake and Art]
