Julia Allison's contract with Star has not been renewed, leaving her still employed elsewhere and probably fine. [Gawker]
Because she's microfamous. [Jossip]
Hey dumbass, a python is not an attack dog. And that's a good thing. [YBNBY]
Us wants to know if Jessica Simpson's shirt was attacking Carrie Underwood. As DippyGumball so freakishly pointed out earlier this week, uh, yeah. [Us]
50 Cent has been hanging out with Nelson Mandela. [MTV]
ABC would not like "Dirty, Sexy Money" to get any dirtier or sexier, thank you very much. [The Remote Island]
We've never really been able to get into the whole A.C. Slater-being-sexy thing. But apparently he can. And People can, too. According to the magazine, he's their Hottest Bachelor. [People]
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